Snotnose Hairytoelicker

   Snotnose is a half goblin half halfling druid of some renown in his neck of the woods. Born from a drunken tryst between a halfling father who mistook his goblin mother for a hole in a log. He is infamous for his sneezing fits caused by his hay fever, that interrupt his constant humming show toons that are stuck in his head.
   Not accepted by either his goblin mother, or his Halfling father who refuses to acknowledge him without a paternity test to prove it really wasn't a log he used to gratify himself in his drunken stupor, Snotnose lives on the outskirts of the Hobbit shire of Bumblelick. His hobbit hole leaves a bit to be desired as its really just a muddy hole about 5 feel deep dug into the side of a pig pen. But Snotnose is proud of his home, as since he has taught the pigs this spot is his, its a place to call his own. 
   A self appointed druid for fun Snotnose likes to wander the shire, away from crowds (for some reason the crowds appreciate this distance) and to try to speak with the animals. He feels hes making quite the progress, having thus far been bitten by a squirrel, scratched by a rabbit, and sprayed on by a skunk (this last he actually enjoyed as he thought it made him smell better). Most other inhabitants of Bumblelick are glad for Snotnose's incessant humming of show tunes as this warns them of his approach and gives them opportunity to hide, a fact that Snotnose simply attributes to everyone being busily working their fields.